you're a gem

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no but i’m actually the most boring person on the planet the only thing i ever want to do is shop or blog and i hate being around people for too long because i don’t know how to talk to people because i can’t relate to anything they tell me because all i wanna do is shop and blog about unnatainable dick

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Just pick a theme you like, a sidebar image you want, and then go to this website and it’ll give you a color scheme that’s nearly perf every time. It’s like super easy and it’s totally how I do all my schemes


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basically i dont care if you drink smoke or do drugs as long as you can hold a conversation about something besides the fact that you drink smoke or do drugs

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i secretly like getting assigned seats in school because it takes away that awkward “i have no friends in this class where the fuck am i gonna sit” factor


*every highschool student when the teacher doesn’t show up after 2 minutes* “you know there’s a rule where if the teacher’s not here after 15 minutes we can just leave”

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It blows my mind that after all this time you’ve spent on earth, nobody ever bothered to tell you that your eyes aren’t fucking brown.

They are copper against honey and sage and when they water they glow, two perfect orbs the same shade as nature after it rains.

You’re not as simple as they wanted you to be.

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boys like it when youre playfully mean to them. call them names. punch them on the shoulder. murder their families 

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when i die i want to be buried wearing a pair of sunglasses so that a few decades down the line i will also be a cool skeleton

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