you're a gem

epic-humor:

i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account

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It happens to everyone as they grow up. You find out who you are and what you want, and then you realize that people you’ve known forever don’t see things the way you do. So you keep the wonderful memories, but find yourself moving on.
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keyblacles:

how to get a girls panties wet:

  1. kiss her roughly 
  2. shove her down on the bed
  3. slip off her underwear
  4. slam dunk em in the toilet
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poetic:

If I text you and you don’t respond,  no matter how much I like you, I won’t text you a second time in fear of annoying you.

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frejskamavor:

on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea

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barebackinq:

burritobat:

samshairisobviouslymagical:

barebackinq:

cumber-collectable:

barebackinq:

petal-winters:

barebackinq:

The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear

Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl

I’m a boy

Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight

I’m gay

jesus this post is one train wreck after another

My great grandpa got hit by a train once.

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I AM LITERALLY IN LOVE WITH A FICTIONAL CHARACTER AND IT’S NOT EVEN A JOKE ANYMORE.
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harrystylesdildo:

"Your grades are slipping…"

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